Hollywood Idiot Report

I normally don't make fun of celebrities here, and haven't done it in a long while, but this one was just too much to pass up. It's a list of "demands" ageing pop-tart Madonna insists Guy Ritchie follow during visits by their children.

Here's the list leaked to the media...

Here's my list....I hope she's banking her money to pay for all the therapy the kids are going to need when they're adults.

What would you add to the list?