Sunday 6 January 2008

Furious D's Hollywood Dictionary: D is for....

D.

D-LIST:

1. Unemployed actors who end up doing porn.

2. Wannabe stars who have no talent, but are vaguely attractive enough to do reality TV, then, eventually, porn.

DEVELOPMENT:

1. A place where your rewrite screenplays and make budgets and preparations for the making of a movie.

2. Where screenplays go to die.

DIFFICULT:

1. A career ending label that declares that an actor or filmmaker is hard to work with.

2. A career boosting label that studios mistake for artistic integrity.

1 comment:

  1. You should make a book with this dictionary...

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