Monday 28 April 2008

Take My Advice... Please

Here are a few pieces of advice, pointers if you will, that I think folks in Hollywood should take heed, you know who you are...
1. Sometimes, you should say "no" to Annie Leibowitz.

2. Just because you won an Oscar doesn't mean you should deliberately go for a second right away.

3. After a financially devastating strike, a union shouldn't go around making itself a target of potential litigation by its own members.

4. Just because Paris Hilton did it, doesn't mean you have to as well.

5. The DUI is not a fashion statement.

6. Pay your taxes, and keep good books, because if you don't you'll be the IRS's bitch, and Rocko the Jailbird's too.
I hope these words of advice help.

3 comments:

  1. Somewhere, somehow, another Kevin Federline is watching Miley Cyrus and saying "Babe, we belong together!"

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  2. C'mon man. Don't give this stuff out for free. You could make $1000 an hour running a Hollywood consulting service.

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  3. "Just because you won an Oscar doesn't mean you should deliberately go for a second right away."


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