Here's the game. Make up a scene that you think should have been in a famous movie but wasn't. Points for originality, humour, and the winning entry will be honoured with the fact that he or she amused me for a moment.
Here's a sample:
Here's a sample:
STAR WARS- EPISODE 1: THE PHANTOM MENACE LOST SCENE
INT. MOTEL ROOM ON TATOOINE --MORNINGWhat can you come up with to amuse me?
A hung-over OBI WAN KENOBI wakes up in a thoroughly mussed up and stained bed. Lying next to him is a rather trashy looking young woman named DEBBIE.DEBBIEMorning my little love Jedi. Can I see your light sabre again?OBI-WANHow much did I drink last night?DEBBIEYou knocked out that Wookie you challenged to a drinking contest.OBI-WAN(checks watch)Look at the time, I gotta go... It's been lovely to meet you... uh....?DEBBIEMy name's Debbie.
Obi-Wan gets up and starts putting on his pants.OBI-WANI'll call you Debbie. I really will.DEBBIEYou never did tell me your name Sugar.OBI-WANIt's.... umm....uh...(looks at his own hand)Hand... my name is Hand....
Sees an empty box of Solar brand condoms on the floor.OBI-WANSolar. My name is Hand Solar.DEBBIEHan Solo... what a nice sounding name.OBI-WANI'll call you.
Obi-Wan leaves.DEBBIEI'll never forget you Han. Hmmm... did I remember my birth control pill yesterday?THE END
Matrix Revolutions-
ReplyDeleteMr Smith: Why? Why do you keep fighting the inevitable? Why do you etc etc etc...
Neo: [standing up in the rain] To piss you off!
Jeebus D, your site loads like crap.
ReplyDeleteYou have a bunch of ads that really are loading slowly. But the main offender is some Flash movie and script that bogs down my laptop.
Libertas loads in a few seconds, you're loading at 10 minutes, and even then I have to wait for the script to time out and die.
Love your comments on Comic Adaptions btw.
Its going to be tough to top your hilarious entry D.
ReplyDeleteDark Eden-- I think you can do it. Just let your imaginations run wild.
ReplyDeletePrisoner105-- As for the loading issue, I don't know why you had so much trouble unless you're on a really slow dial up system. I went to an older computer and took a look and it loaded in about 10 seconds. I would suggest asking the warden to upgrade to DSL in your cell block.
See, I made a little pun on your handle? ;)
Anyway, put on your thinking caps and start coming up with scenes you want to see.