Tuesday, 6 May 2008

FUN & GAMES: Scenes that Should Have Been...

Here's the game. Make up a scene that you think should have been in a famous movie but wasn't. Points for originality, humour, and the winning entry will be honoured with the fact that he or she amused me for a moment.

Here's a sample:

STAR WARS- EPISODE 1: THE PHANTOM MENACE LOST SCENE
INT. MOTEL ROOM ON TATOOINE --MORNING

A hung-over OBI WAN KENOBI wakes up in a thoroughly mussed up and stained bed. Lying next to him is a rather trashy looking young woman named DEBBIE.

DEBBIE
Morning my little love Jedi. Can I see your light sabre again?

OBI-WAN
How much did I drink last night?

DEBBIE
You knocked out that Wookie you challenged to a drinking contest.

OBI-WAN
(checks watch)
Look at the time, I gotta go... It's been lovely to meet you... uh....?

DEBBIE
My name's Debbie.

Obi-Wan gets up and starts putting on his pants.

OBI-WAN
I'll call you Debbie. I really will.

DEBBIE
You never did tell me your name Sugar.

OBI-WAN
It's.... umm....uh...
(looks at his own hand)
Hand... my name is Hand....

Sees an empty box of Solar brand condoms on the floor.

OBI-WAN
Solar. My name is Hand Solar.

DEBBIE
Han Solo... what a nice sounding name.

OBI-WAN
I'll call you.

Obi-Wan leaves.

DEBBIE
I'll never forget you Han. Hmmm... did I remember my birth control pill yesterday?

THE END
What can you come up with to amuse me?

4 comments:

  1. Matrix Revolutions-

    Mr Smith: Why? Why do you keep fighting the inevitable? Why do you etc etc etc...

    Neo: [standing up in the rain] To piss you off!

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  2. prisoner1057/5/08 3:59 am

    Jeebus D, your site loads like crap.

    You have a bunch of ads that really are loading slowly. But the main offender is some Flash movie and script that bogs down my laptop.

    Libertas loads in a few seconds, you're loading at 10 minutes, and even then I have to wait for the script to time out and die.

    Love your comments on Comic Adaptions btw.

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  3. Its going to be tough to top your hilarious entry D.

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  4. Dark Eden-- I think you can do it. Just let your imaginations run wild.

    Prisoner105-- As for the loading issue, I don't know why you had so much trouble unless you're on a really slow dial up system. I went to an older computer and took a look and it loaded in about 10 seconds. I would suggest asking the warden to upgrade to DSL in your cell block.

    See, I made a little pun on your handle? ;)

    Anyway, put on your thinking caps and start coming up with scenes you want to see.

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