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HULK MAD!
Hulk stuck with third new actor playing Hulk in Avengers movie!
Eric Bana dumped 'cause Ang Lee make Hulk look wussy! Only make $125 million domestic!
Edward Norton from Honeymooners sign on to play Hulk in movie then the Avengers movie.
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What you say to Hulk?
You say Hulk got wrong Ed Norton?
YOU CORRECT HULK!
HULK SMASH!
HULK SMASH!
No!
Hulk must calm down!
Remember anger management class!
Calm blue ocean! Hulk want calm blue ocean!
Anyway...
Norton make movie. Movie do slightly better than last time.
Studio dump Norton.
Studio say Norton jerk!
Norton people say studio is jerk!
Now some say Joaquin Phoenix play Hulk!
Phoenix better do it right because...
HULK NO GROW BEARD & TALK GOOFY ON LETTERMAN!!!
Calm blue ocean.... calm blue ocean....
Hulk say-- WHY WE NO GET ALONG?It movie! It not hard!
It not brain science! It not rocket surgery!
It supposed be fun!
When Hulk voice of reason, Hollywood in trouble.
What you do with Hulk movies?
Now Hulk go to tavern.
Hulk get smashed.
Hulk! Hulk! NO NO NO Super Hero overload. As she runs screaming into the street. I don't expect Merchant and Ivory anymore but how about Sam Spade or Frank Bullitt or Bud White? You know some lively dialogue, sexy scenes loaded with innuendo and bad behavior.Damn it I want to see ADULTS on screen,is that too much to ask?
ReplyDeleteDierty Dingus Sezs:
ReplyDeleteThe only thing I want to see in the next movie that has the hulk is a line where somebody says, "You.. you look different Banner~ did you get a face-job again?"
The Incredible Bulk truly is the closest comic book movie I've ever seen from the TV shows to movies, his face has changed many times. Just like in the funny books! With Artists handing over their job to another, the characters profile and faces change with it.
They should remake Anger Management with you taking Jack's role, Mr. Hulk. It good idea!
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