Welcome to the show folks...
Bit of a slow time for the "big news" that blows up my kilt and fills it with rage so I'm just going to snark a little for tonight.
BATMAN 3 HAS A TITLE & IT ISN'T BATMAN 3.
Instead Christopher Nolan is going to call it DARK KNIGHT RISING.
Ooh.
The Dark Knight is rising, that can only mean that Catwoman's in town. Rawr.
JAMES CAMERON MAKES A DECISION
James Cameron has announced that his next two films will be Avatar 2 and Avatar 3.
He was apparently convinced to do the films after Fox made a fat donation to his environmental charity, which makes the charity able to pay for him to fly his private Airbus 380 around the world to tell people to stop wasting resources.
There is no story for the sequels, but that hasn't stopped him before.
Okay, I tease. He is in fact hard at work at coming up with a story for the sequels. I understand he will go through every movie, and old sci-fi TV show until he finds one.
Maybe he can have his hero find a gateway through time where he falls in love with a Na'Vi woman during a time of poverty on Pandora, a great depression you could call it, only to have to let her die to save the planet.
What do you think?
I smell a hit.
I also smell a fat cash settlement for Harlan Ellison too.
I say go for it!
CELEBRITIES DRUGS & THE OBVIOUS
Charlie Sheen mussed up his hotel room and went into full batshit mode the other day, due to what his publicist says was an "allergic reaction to medication."
Sure, and in five years people aren't going to look at Taylor Momsen and say: "Damn Courtney Love has really let herself go."
The only people surprised at this sort of news about Sheen are the people who had a different date in the betting pool. It's only a matter of time before he's found leaping off the roof of his mansion screaming: "I am the lizard king! Zardoz commands me to fly!" (My money's on that happening on Wednesday January 2, 2013.)
Please stop blaming it on mythical medications and allergies, and admit that there is definitely a screw loose. Because denial of an obvious problem like that can only lead to trouble. Just ask Disney, who only just now found out that Keith Richards used drugs.
Bit of a slow time for the "big news" that blows up my kilt and fills it with rage so I'm just going to snark a little for tonight.
BATMAN 3 HAS A TITLE & IT ISN'T BATMAN 3.
Instead Christopher Nolan is going to call it DARK KNIGHT RISING.
Ooh.
The Dark Knight is rising, that can only mean that Catwoman's in town. Rawr.
JAMES CAMERON MAKES A DECISION
James Cameron has announced that his next two films will be Avatar 2 and Avatar 3.
He was apparently convinced to do the films after Fox made a fat donation to his environmental charity, which makes the charity able to pay for him to fly his private Airbus 380 around the world to tell people to stop wasting resources.
There is no story for the sequels, but that hasn't stopped him before.
Okay, I tease. He is in fact hard at work at coming up with a story for the sequels. I understand he will go through every movie, and old sci-fi TV show until he finds one.
Maybe he can have his hero find a gateway through time where he falls in love with a Na'Vi woman during a time of poverty on Pandora, a great depression you could call it, only to have to let her die to save the planet.
What do you think?
I smell a hit.
I also smell a fat cash settlement for Harlan Ellison too.
I say go for it!
CELEBRITIES DRUGS & THE OBVIOUS
Charlie Sheen mussed up his hotel room and went into full batshit mode the other day, due to what his publicist says was an "allergic reaction to medication."
Sure, and in five years people aren't going to look at Taylor Momsen and say: "Damn Courtney Love has really let herself go."
The only people surprised at this sort of news about Sheen are the people who had a different date in the betting pool. It's only a matter of time before he's found leaping off the roof of his mansion screaming: "I am the lizard king! Zardoz commands me to fly!" (My money's on that happening on Wednesday January 2, 2013.)
Please stop blaming it on mythical medications and allergies, and admit that there is definitely a screw loose. Because denial of an obvious problem like that can only lead to trouble. Just ask Disney, who only just now found out that Keith Richards used drugs.
Dirty Dingus asks....
ReplyDeleteWasn't he gonna be working on a novel?
Yeah, only Disney moppets can do drugs and pose naked on the intertubes and act like spoiled irresponsible jerkettes.
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