First A Question?
This is for any British readers I might have.
I watch an inordinate amount of British TV shows and I've noticed a bit of a mystery. How come every British show with a lead character that's a single driven career woman have an unwanted pregnancy storyline? Is it laziness on the part of the writer looking for drama with little creative effort? Some sort of BBC mandate? Or are British women really bad at birth control?
Twerk It Don't Work It!
Everybody's talking about former Disney starlet Miley Cyrus shaking her bony, tramp-stamped ass to the tune of Robin Thicke's "Is That My Roofie In Your Martini" at the Video Music Awards on a channel that doesn't show music videos.
The ratings were okay, but they didn't set any records, but that's not stopping people from the MTV Publicity Department Parent's Television Council to MSNBC to declare that civilization is coming to an end unless heads roll. It doesn't matter that Thicke was singing the new anthem for the Bob Filner's of the world, an ex-child star was next to nikked.
This isn't the end of civilization. It's more like Hollywood announcing they're doing a remake of a really crappy movie, with the same crappy script, the same crappy director, same crappy editor, same crappy cinematographer who can't keep the boom mikes out of the shot, but this time they have a different star, so it can't possibly be crappy this time.
Miley's merely doing what other teen starlets try when their careers hit the skids after tasting mega-fame thanks to the stupidity of tween girls. They try to go "adult" by getting tramp stamps, wearing skanky clothes and doing skanky stuff on things like the MTV VMAs.
Her attempt at a movie career is pretty much over. Even at her peak the only film to crack that precious $100 million "can be a real movie star" line was an animated family film. I could do a voice in an animated family film and crack $100 million and it wouldn't make me a movie star. And let's not forget her last movie:
Which was judged so bad by the producers they literally sat on it for over a year, and only gave it the bare minimum release they were contractually obligated to do. They preferred to lose their entire budget rather than be publicly associated with that big steaming pile.
What does she have left?
Shameless publicity whoring on the VMAs which exists solely for shameless publicity whoring for MTV.
It won't work. Her album won't sell, and her future movies won't sell, so all she's got left to do is take up drugs, mental illness, and get a gig as a judge on a reality talent show after her parents put her through rehab and under a conservatorship.
Double Feature Follies!
Paramount is rereleasing their really expensive hits World War Z and Star Trek Into Darkness as a double feature.
It'll be called the "We Spent Too Much On Them Night At The Movies."
NBC Has A Fever, & Instead Of More Cowbell It Wants More Germs!
NBC has made a deal with ex-ER executive producer John Wells to develop a pilot based on the 1990s disease thriller Outbreak. If you don't remember, Outbreak was about an outbreak of an ebola type disease in a small town thanks to an evil monkey, and while Dustin Hoffman and his team struggle to save the day, an Army General played by Dustin Hoffman keeps trying to blow it up because that's what Army Generals do when they're bored.
Now Outbreak was a hit when it came out, 18 years ago, and NBC had tried doing something similar in 2005 with a show called Medical Investigation, which lasted one truncated season.
But I'm sure it'll work this time.
What do you think about this Nineteenth Century English Gentleman?
I thought so.
So Dustin Hoffman played two parts in the movie?
ReplyDeleteI was about to ask... so Dustin Hoffman played both hero and villain in this movie?
ReplyDeleteMorgan Freeman was the general as i recall.
ReplyDeleteMorgan Freeman played Hoffman's commanding officer, but it was Sutherland who played the general who wanted to blow up the town.
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