AN OPEN LETTER TO SHIA LABEOUF
I saw a report on your antics at the Berlin Film Festival where you managed to steal attention from Lars Von Trier's All-Star Euro-Arthouse-Porn-Movie Nymphomaniac by doing this…
This is allegedly part of your never ending campaign to dodge Internet mockery, but I find that hard to believe since it leaves you open to even more mockery like this:
But I'd like to point that the whole thing is a pretty blatant rip-off of...
Murray Langton, AKA the Unknown Comic.
Poor Shia, you're just doomed to plagiarize no matter what post-modern-meta-horseshit you try to pull off.
I would pity you if you weren't acting like a spoiled little brat shocked to discover that there's a world outside of Hollywood.