Man, talk about option paralysis..."Ma'am, I don't care if you can grow 80 ft tall, you really shouldn't wear a mini skirt."Early 70s sex education film."Well you told me to use protection.""I'm sorry, it really is a gun.""My sculptor is coming along well. Now to do my favorite part..."
"Caverns measureless to man? Check."
"Fear no encounter with New DUREX Ultra-Maxima!"
"You're gonna shoot me w/ THAT?""Only if you don't put the gun down."
"Understand this lady, that crab infection requires the cleansing power of 250psi."I was tempted to put in a non - sequitur reference to the final episode of MST3K, but that was too oblique in this regard.