Sunday, 24 February 2008

Why I won't be watching the Oscars this year....

5. The show is 90 minutes of crackerjack entertainment, in a 4 1/2 hour show.

4. I haven't seen any of the nominees, and with the exception of Juno and No Country for Old Men, neither has most of the movie going public.

3. I just know that someone is going to make a lame political statement during their speech.

2. John Stewart bores me. The only reason he got the gig is because he's the least likely host to give Sean Penn a conniption fit.

1. My 2 year old TV blew out last night.
(It really did I'll never buy a P.O.S. Sanyo again)

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  1. Hell, I didn't even know it was this last weekend! I found out later that Libertas did his Live Blog and by god I didn't miss a damn bit. Seriously, I would've love to see those fool writer hold out long enough to destroy that show and turn it into another GG show by just sending out notices on who won. Again, another lame ass protest >>to>> Another glittering mound of turd for the actors to pat each others works that THEY themselves did all by themselves...

    Next time those idiots strike, I'm hitting the picket line with a GROW SOME DAMN BALLS underscored w/ (you F 'd up the last three times)sign!

  2. I think the only nominated (in any category) movie I've seen this year was Ratatoie. Coincidentally, I watched that last night, instead of anything actually on tv.