Those Hollywood people are starting to cheese me off by all going on vacation and not doing the sort of stupid, unethical, or possibly illegal things that I like to rant and rave about.
So I'm going to take a moment and help you, my readers, to see if you're a member of a certain community, the GEEK community to be exact. To find this out, I'm going to become a comedy hack and rip off 90s era Jeff Foxworthy by saying--
YOU MIGHT BE A GEEK WHEN--
--Your fantasy sports league has hobbits and dragons on its roster.
--You would rather meet a Cardassian than a Kardashian.
--The word "cosplay" can also mean "foreplay."
--You think Hollywood is stupid for not treating Felicia Day like the mega-star she deserves to be.
--Finding out that Wesley Snipes was almost cast as Geordi LaForge causes you to and your friends to argue about what could have been.
--Ray Bradbury turned 90, you played the above video in his honour (NSFW).
--Coming out of the closet means you just returned from Narnia.
--You got every joke and reference in the above video.
What are your signs that you might be a geek? Leave them in the comments.