You Might Be A Geek When...

Welcome to the show folks...

Those Hollywood people are starting to cheese me off by all going on vacation and not doing the sort of stupid, unethical, or possibly illegal things that I like to rant and rave about.

So I'm going to take a moment and help you, my readers, to see if you're a member of a certain community, the GEEK community to be exact. To find this out, I'm going to become a comedy hack and rip off 90s era Jeff Foxworthy by saying--

YOU MIGHT BE A GEEK WHEN--
--Your fantasy sports league has hobbits and dragons on its roster.
--You would rather meet a Cardassian than a Kardashian.

--The word "cosplay" can also mean "foreplay."

--You think Hollywood is stupid for not treating Felicia Day like the mega-star she deserves to be.
--Finding out that Wesley Snipes was almost cast as Geordi LaForge causes you to and your friends to argue about what could have been.

--Ray Bradbury turned 90, you played the above video in his honour (NSFW).

--Coming out of the closet means you just returned from Narnia.

--You got every joke and reference in the above video.

What are your signs that you might be a geek? Leave them in the comments.