Bit of a slow news day, so it's time to unleash another barrage of the vitriolic snarking that you all know and love...
1. I was shocked and appalled to hear that TV shrieker Nancy Grace had a wardrobe malfunction during Dancing With The Stars. Not about the nip slip, accidents happen, but that Nancy Grace is considered a "star."
2. Andy Rooney will retire from 60 Minutes. He first made his name as a reporter when he asked: "What did you think of the play Mrs. Lincoln?"
3. Michelle Rodriguez will be joining Milla Jovovich in the 5th installment of the seemingly undead Resident Evil movie franchise. Which struck me as odd considering she was in the first Resident Evil movie, and was killed off.
Another thing that struck me as odd was why was I expecting a scintilla of logic in a Resident Evil movie?
4. NBC is planning to stream episodes of their new sitcom Whitney on the internet and will not stop until they are paid....
100 BILLION DOLLARS!
Speaking of poor bastards, is it just me or does the guy in the Whitney ads....
...look like he really wishes he had a better agent?
Not to say he looks unhappy, but the wardrobe department won't let him have any belts or shoelaces.
Anyway, let's hope there's some business like story I can rant and rage about tomorrow.