Thursday, 26 January 2012

Hollywood Babble On & On #843: SNARK ATTACK!

I'm in a snarky mood, so let's get the vitriol flying...

1. An Australian politician was busted for plagiarizing a speech from the Michael Douglas movie The American President.

That's nothing, last month the same politician ended a speech with: "YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!"

2. California has made it mandatory for performers in pornographic movies filmed in the state to wear condoms.
Naturally the industry says that the new rule is just too hard-on them.


Anyway, filming porno movies will now have to begin with the director yelling: "THAT'S A WRAP!"

3.  Rosie O'Donnell's struggling talk show on the EGO OWN Channel has got a new set and a new executive producer in the vain hope that it will save the show, and recoup the mega-millions spent on making it.

Of course all this is just rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic, since the one thing the show desperately needs is a new host that doesn't repulse the majority of the audience.

4. NBC is considering a spin-off of The Office centering on the character Dwight Schrute played by Rainn Wilson.

They are also considering a new more honest slogan for the network:

1 comment:

  1. So NBC wants to continue to feast on the corpse of "The Office" while allowing "Community" to wither in limbo. Awesome. Their suckiness knows no bounds.